If you're a really bad girl Santa will bring you one of Celine Dion's new fragrances.
Question - How do you smell like an anorexic?
Have you seen that god-awful coffee table book of photos of her and her baby by Anne Geddes. (She's the one that takes all those "cute" pictures of babies dressed up as flowers and vegetables and shit.) I'm visualizing a sadistic Santa forcing naughty children to view the book strapped to a chair with their eyes forced open like Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange.
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