Music To Get You In The Holiday Spirt

I pulled out my disco Christmas albums recently and that got me to thinking about other potential seasonal albums that we might see at some point. What do you think?

• Salt-n-Pepa: Jesus Is The Reason For The Seasoning

• Depeche Mode: Black Christmas

• Bob Dylan: Jesus Was A Jew

• Tupac: He Has Risen...Again (the 16th posthumous release)

• Lil' Kim: Ho-Ho-Ho's In The Hood

• Screwdriver: White Christmas

• R.E.M.: Losing My Religion But Finding The Holiday Spirit

• Sting & David Byrne: A World Christmas (Politically Correct Music For Boring Middle-Aged Pseudo-Intellectuals)

• Michael Jackson: Have You Been A Good Little Boy This Year?

• Michael Jackson: Sitting On Santa's Lap

• Michael Jackson: Michael Stuffs Your Stocking

• Michael Jackson: Fruitcakes & Jesus Juice

• Michael Jackson: Every Day Can Be Christmas...If You Don't Tell

If I think of any other titles I'll update the list. Merry fucking Christmas to each and every one of us!!! (Goddamn it.)